Jokes

Study week, banyak habiskan masa di library pada semester ini. Sudah insaf agaknya. Dapat whatsapp dari kawan ajak study di library, bersiap dengan kadar segera & terus ke library seorang diri (tanpa Nabila, kawan melekat 24jam).

Kalau nak diikutkan, bukan banyak study tapi banyak bergelak ketawa & share stories. On that day, secara tidak langsung kita jadi private tutor untuk classmates (geng budak lelaki duduk barisan belakang dalam kelas) bagi subject account. So, a seat of 6, have 4 boys (Mustaqim, Zakuan Sufi, Safwan Khalit & Zhafran) & me. 

Rasanya, dah boleh bergaul dengan classmates (lelaki) bila sudah ada kawan lelaki yang tak-tahu-macam-mana-boleh-jadi-kawan-baik & siap ada phone number lagi. That was Mustaqim Zainal. Mungkin sebab dia pun daripada UiTM & selalu argue bila belajar rasa macam lari daripada konsep. Member-member katanya. Punyalah kawan baik, tahap kalau tak whatsapp jawapan tutorial, member-member touching. I cannot brain this. lulz.

During that group discussion, rasa macam sedikit awkward. Yelah, semangat chauvinism dalam diri sangat tinggi. Bila berborak & nak ajar the other 3 guys yang tak pernah berborak dalam kelas selama ini, rasa macam "eh, kita cakap apa tadi?" So, I act like I was surrounding by my girlfirends. As time went by, we were pretty much exhausted and bored. The boys started to joke around.

Wan: Husna, Zack touched me at inappropriate place!
Zack: it was not inappropriate, it's not your bottom.
Wan: He touched my boobs man.
Me : you have boobs? Haha.
Zhaf : it is called man-boobs.
Zack: ok, let's just say nipples. Everyone has nipples.

I stopped responding when he said 'nipples'. Gila awkward. Kita seorang je perempuan kat situ kot. Diorang gurau-gurau sambil mencarut. Kita pun mencarut kadang-kadang dengan big brother jelah tapi. haha.

Bila diorang sedar kita pandang sambil jegilkan mata dan dahi berkerut, masing-masing terus terdiam. Then, someone in that circle terus tukar topic serta-merta. Tukar kepada nama samaran. 

Kantoi disitu apabila masing-masing terpanggil nama samaran yang hanya diketahui oleh jantina mereka sendiri. Kelakar okayyy. Untuk menghilangkan rasa awkward, I join the group & telling them that girls also have nickname but given to the guys lah. They were shocked. I told them sebab diorang nak tahu sangat & berjanji tidak akan buat apa-apa.

"Zack as Suk Jing. Mus as kpop. But now, Mussalman. Ala-ala bangla sedikit. Zhafran as Jimmy Neutron and safwan khalit, we don't have a nickname." 
HAHAHAHA.

They ask me why that nickname? 
1. Suk Jing because you're the older among classmates & dalam running man, Suk Jing paling tua sekali kan? Spec pun dah sama. Haha. 
2. Mus as kpop sebab tengoklah gambar ID dia. Rambung panjang okayyy. But now, panggil Mussalman sebab macam bangla dah sekarang. lulz.
3. Jimmy Neutron , tengoklah rupa dia. Sama kot.

They laughed at each other & create a nickname to Safwan Khalit. They call him as 'karl'. Sebab bentuk badan dia kot. I don't know.

Bila tersedar dah banyak sangat bergelak ketawa, malas nak layan and sambung study. Lepas study, mesti lapar. Dorang ajak pergi minum petang di CRK. Makan karipap ayam terbaik & Ais Batu Jagung di sana. CRK refer tu Cita Rasa Kampung. Unik okay. First time lah jumpa nama kedai macam tu. Tempat pun tersorok, kena masuk dalam area kampung. Baru tahu Muadzam ini besar sebenarnya. Hahaha.