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Thursday, June 16, 2011

Marrying an engineer. Maybe?


classmate : aku rasa semua lelaki patut mula menabung duit dari sekarang sebelum kahwin. peduli apa ada calon ke tak. jangan nak harap PT je. sekelip mata, habis macam tu je.

me : ini serius? well, untungnya orang yang tak payah ambil PT kan. 

(cakap tak guna gak, buat la. hahaha)

Anyway, I found something on Google & this might be interesting. 


WHY WOMEN SHOULD MARRY OR DATE AN ENGINEER?

DOCTOR
Supposedly, all women are after a Doctor, so don't expect your relationship to last more than 5 years. Eventually, he'll run off with some nurse from his office, or one of his young women patients that is pretending to be sick. He'll wait until you are stuck with a few kids to do this. This is not a problem with your Engineer husband. He had a hard enough time meeting you. It is unlikely he'll ever meet another woman in his profession.

LAWYER
Do you seriously expect an honest, trusting relationship with someone who gets paid for lying? Once again, this is not a problem with your Engineer spouse. He doesn't have enough social skills to lie convincingly. An additional drawback to marrying a lawyer is when the divorce happens you will get nothing.

SALESMAN 
See honesty segment under Lawyer. Plus, he will be travelling to trade shows, etc. where he will be in the company of other equally trustworthy individuals. Don't be surprised when you get the invitation to show up on the Ricki Lake show. The company that your Engineer husband works at will keep him in a cage, often called a cubicle, until he is ready to go home to you.

TEACHER
The only reason he entered this profession is so that he could be surrounded by newly post-pubescent girls who idolize him. He'll be in jail soon, and then you'll have to look for another man

HAZARDOUS PROFESSIONS, I.E. FIREFIGHTER, CONSTRUCTION WORKER, ETC.
Your husband, if he is not dead by some accident, will likely be crippled with a back injury, etc. just about the time you are at your sexual peak. The only hazards that your
Engineer husband will face is losing his eyesight by staring at the computer terminal for too long.

This hazard actually has some benefits. For one, he will not notice that you are getting older, since you will be a blur. He will remember you as when he first met you, because the memory will still be sharp. And If you think he is looking at another woman, and you ask;  "Honey, were you looking at her?", he'll honestly be able to say that he didn't even see her.

  

1 comment:

Khai said...

teacher apa mcm tu? huhuhu